Sorry, profanity coming up

So, some jackass on Fox says some really ridiculous things about Canada’s involvement and planned withdraw from Afghanistan and in the crossfire, Doug Benson gets cancelled for a show in Edmonton I was going to see. I didn’t find the things Doug said to be very offensive but this one really got under my skin:

Would Canada be able to get away with this if they didn’t share a border with the most powerful country in the universe?

Greg Gutfeld, here’s the thing. Most powerful country in the universe? I’ll certainly give you that the US has built up it’s military year over year. And I’ll make the argument that well, you have to, what with being one of the most hated countries in the world. I’ll avoid mentioning that all this military growth comes on the backs of your citizenry and fair and viable healthcare and other social initiatives that could otherwise be on the front burner. Also, seeing as how this isn’t really about economics, I’ll hold off from mentioning that it’s America’s own ignorance and greed that has caused a worldwide economic collapse.

Canada is the largest US trading partner. Canada is also your largest supplier of oil. We are a country of vast resource, a country with a great history of humanitarian aid. We maintain a certain level of neutrality on issues of foreign policy, allowing us the luxury of not being a target of global hatred. We have fought alongside you (and in both cases, arrived before you) in the world’s two great conflicts and this alone should speak highly of the bravery of the Canadian Armed Forces.

Given our history, I can only come to one conclusion as to why both Mr. Gutfeld and Mr. Schulz feel the need to mock Canadians in such a way. They are cocksuckers. And I don’t mean cocksuckers in a small way. I fully mean that these two gentleman are so starved for a dick in their mouths that they will do and say anything to get it. So to each of you I say congratulations and I invite you to suck my dick all day and every day until you realize how ignorant and insignificant you are.

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